i'm gonna miss watching him play while i falling asleep on his lap
A: Hey I just got NCAA 2010--what should I name my new player?
me: Min Kang?
A: Good choice. How tall do you want to be?
me: Tall enough to be a quarterback
A: Sorry, that's boring; you're gonna be a running back.. and 6'3'' sounds good.
me: Sigh, okay... then can you make me black and fast? And FINE like Reggie Bush? (note: he hates Reggie Bush)
A: Har har... I can give you a big butt so you can run faster
me: Like Pronk's booty?
A: I like it when you make sports references